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I’m in Yellowstone this weekend

plusindy:

Cosmere World: Roshar

  • The Way Of Kings (2010)

bespectacledsloth:

all-four-cheekbones:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:

Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.

Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken.  The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.

At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates.  While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.

A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.

The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.

#I am so glad I kept reading

The number of people that aren’t reading the whole thing and are hailing it as fact make me laugh harder than the actual story.

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ladyinterior:

Postcards For Ants, Lorraine Loots

posted 1 day ago | via | © | 121232 #ART #WOW

Old Faithful! #yellowstonetrip #yellowstone

posted 1 day ago | 0 #yellowstonetrip #yellowstone

annavonsyfert:

heck yea I did

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Cool sky #yellowstonetrip

posted 1 day ago | 1 #yellowstonetrip

cantaloupemilk:

sunset palette

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You weren’t my curse.

posted 2 days ago | via | © | 2425 #the fall

Pretty sure Logan is getting hit by a FREAKING HIGHSTORM

posted 2 days ago | 1 #cfsbf

TONS of lightning tonight!

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captcevans:

"I’m such a (expletive) sap. I like romance,” says Evans. “I’ve had great nights before where just some wonderfully romantic night happens spontaneously, unpredictably. And the next day you try to tell your friends and it just doesn’t cut it."

posted 2 days ago | via | © | 476 #CHRIS EVANS

cptsmallass:

'til the end of the line, pal

posted 2 days ago | via | © | 5086 #bucky #winter soldier #noooooooo

theminttu:

Sometimes there are no words

posted 2 days ago | via | © | 77337 #KELSIER WHY

enchantedshovel:

*punches through the monitor* [hacker voice] im in